50 Percent Off

For Friday:

I walked past my local running store today and saw signs of sale. In need of new shorts, and being the parsimonious (adj.: exhibiting or marked by parsimony; especially : frugal to the point of stinginess) person that I am, I turned in. I searched for treasures on the racks of relative reward, and, indeed, I found yoga shorts for 50 percent off. Unexpected success!